It was around Christmas time and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you being charged with?" The defendant replies "Doing my Christmas shopping early." "There is nothing wrong with that", stated the judge. "It is if you do it before the store opens", countered the defendant.
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It is Christmas, Eve!
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How do you make opening your Christmas presents last longer?