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Halloween Jokes 2 - Ghost Jokes
Genre: Humor
By sanford
 2.23 of 5

What does a ghost do when he gets in a car?

Puts his sheet belt on.

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What did one ghost say to another?

Don't spook until you're spooken to.

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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep.

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What game do young ghosts love to play?

Hide and shriek.

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How do you know when a ghost is sad?

He says Boooooo Hoooooo.

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What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spook-etti

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What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer?

Ghoul-keeper

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Why do ghosts hate rain?

It dampens their spirits.
 

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Published: 2007-10-24 18:54:31

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